I post whatever I feel like posting at the moment. If you follow me, thank you. :):) <3<3 I see a koala, & I can't help but think "Koalas are prone to being born with Chlamydia." Cheyenne. Eighteen. Happy.
cookie dough ice cream more like ew why
unfollowed
blocked
reported
Arrested
beheaded
burned at the stake
ashes scattered to the wind
Ashes collected and mixed into cookie dough
????? jeus fuckign christ
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Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
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Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
When im dead my new email will be imnot@live.com
I love the show How I Met Your Mother, and I love melted crayon art. So, I decided to combine them.(:
#not sure which is more attractive to be honest? #i feel like being with you would be like #put the suit on #no wait take it off #no wait fuck put it back on #okay halfway on? rucked up unbuttoned THERE OKAY PERFECT STAY #no wait— okay you know what just fuck me
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